herpesme:

ひとつかみ | たれ(誰） [pixiv] 

(Source: kamiya-sexual)

trasga:

Happy Birthday Miyukichan ♡✧。(⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡!!

Me: Did you see my other DVD? It was near my pillow when I went to bed last night.
Sister: /points Is that it?
Me: No, the other one.
Sister: I'll help you look for it. What's it called?
Me: ....2D Love.
Sister: What?
Me: 2D Love.
Sister: ....
Me: Don't judge me. >_>

fyhijioki:

→沖×土/結衣＠七八@pixiv

by 上田

“Wanna go out?” “I can’t, I have a date with my boyfriend”

aestalitz:

toudou:

goremet:

kyasshiou:

sue1582:

Except my boyfriend looks like this:

I think I went wrong somewhere in my life…………

no shame

Hello current boyfriend. I just hope this route will stay true to Cao Cao’s boner for Guan Yu and not disappoint me in the obsessive stalkeryness department.

It’s been four years now since the release of this otome game
 
But I still love Nagi. I used to play his route over and over again just to have him scream this line at me.

HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS LIKE ACE maybe that’s why I love Ace

Funny thing is, Nagi belongs to Suzaku too 

Nope, no shame at all.

insperation80:

“Omaera no tamedaro Vol. 39”

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

greenparcel:

twyll:

winghugs:

abominablemothman:

wehlicopter:

…

…

…

wehlicockter

abominamblecockman

alternatively, abominablemothcock

both of those are terrible

cockhugs

wingcocks

cock

greencock

primevalcock. …or cocksoup.

(Source: supaspicy)